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North Belconnen Knife Fighting Pits 02 - Dog and the Dirty Ocean

The second of four publications from the North Belconnen Knife Fighting Pits has arrived! The name of the game here is DOG! And the Dirty Ocean!

So that’s me, Dog. Five o’clock shadow at ten am, broad brow shouldered, avalanche voice, and fabulous breasts covered in hair.
Image from Wikimedia Commons.

Dog’s a knife-fighter; just another blade-twirling butcher from the Pits with no schooling and too many scars to be pretty. Who cares that he’s a transsexual? He can barely keep up payments for hormones and he’s been been wearing the same miniskirt for weeks. Dog’s got problems with his heart, problems with his agent and problems with finance, but when he rescues a beautiful young nun from a savage beating, his problems start to add up to a whole ocean of worry… a dirty ocean.

Dog and the Dirty Ocean was written by the North Belconnen Knife Fighting Pits’ most cherubic and velvet-skinned fighting duo: The Human Cannonball Academy and blind. This is the second of the four installments of the NBKFP’s publications. If you want to read the first one, click here - if you want to read the third and fourth, hold on to your hats. If you want to download Dog and the Dirty Ocean, do it right now.

Download The North Belconnen Knife Fighting Pits 02 - Dog and the Dirty Ocean.pdf (5.4mb)

Dig it like you’re digging a hole.

 
The Human Cannonball Academy and blind: yes, just as good looking in real life.