underage house party play
June 1, 2010 on 7:14 pm | In Uncategorized | Comments Off
Matt Kelly in Underage House Party Play
This week is the Street Theatre’s production of my script Underage House Party Play. Directed by Green Room Award-winner Stephen Barker, featuring performer Matt Kelly and with lighting design by Gillian Schwab, Underage House Party Play runs from Thursday 3 - Sunday 6 June.
I was commissioned last year by the Street Theatre to create a one-act script which could be double-billed with Angela Betzien’s Hoods. The double-bill did not take place, and instead UHPP is being presented as a stand-alone work as part of Solo at the Street, the Street Theatre’s 2010 season of single-performer works.
The original image for Underage House Party Play was a workshop in which the performer taught the audience how to use basic household ingredients to construct a water-pipe, or bong. I was thinking of a series of exercises isolating each part of the process, from using a lighter to burn a hole in a plastic bottle to sawing up lengths of garden hose. In the end, I imagined the audience would be led out to an underpass or a quiet carpark to repeat the whole process in the dark. Maybe an exhibition space outside the venue showing the most successful and elegant examples of the form. A well-crafted bong pleases me aesthetically in a lot of ways, and I think that the artform deserves greater recognition. The most best bong-makers I’ve ever known were dedicated pot smokers in their late teens, and their most extraordinary works are usually created under difficult circumstances in a dark underpass or the back seat of a car.

we put pottery in art galleries, so why not?
As I began to draft text for this bong celebration, I found myself distracted by other forms of teenage creativity: constructing fake IDs, formulating new drinking games, developing unique makeout styles, inventing ways to hurt each other and causing exciting new kinds of property damage. I began to gather an assortment of teenage characters, with the intention of subjecting each of them to a series of traumatic experiences. Finally, I decided to house these characters under one roof and compact their journeys into the space of one messy teenage party.
The result is a 40 minute play in which performer Matt Kelly takes on the role of all five characters, including having deep and meaningful chats with himself:
Mott - Hey Anna, are you friends with Gwen?
Anna - Yeah, a bit. Why?
Mott - I kind of like her.
Anna - Really? No way, I didn’t know that.
Mott - I like her teeth jewellery. You know how she has these two gaps in her top row of teeth, and she’s got these little chains hanging down where her teeth should be?
Anna - I think that’s to help her teeth grow. Like, two of her teeth didn’t grow down into her mouth, so the dentist put these little chains to weigh them down.
Mott - I think they’re kind of hot.
Anna - You know she’s had ecstacy? Her ex-boyfriend took her to a party and she had a pill.
Mott - That’s so stupid. Why would you take something that destroys you?
Anna - I know, it’s just like, It could have killed her.
Also, and it’s no exaggeration to say I’m extremely fucking excited about this, the production includes a dancefloor sequence to the joyous raver beats of Christian hiphop outfit DC Talk’s 1992 hit Jesus is still alright. Click on that link. Watch that video. Shake your head in bewilderment. Allow a smile to creep across your face. Yes? Oh yes.
Underage House Party Play is on Thursday 3 - Saturday 5 June at 8pm, and Sunday 6 June at 4pm. Go here for more info and booking details.
Boy President 4. Boy President saves Christmas
May 31, 2010 on 12:32 am | In Uncategorized | Comments OffIn 2006, we tried to get banned from the National Multicultural Fringe Festival by presenting four episodes of The Adventures of Boy President. Shown over four nights of the Fringe, each episode was a half-hour highlight from the first series of the hit TV series about the first ever boy to become president of the United States of America.

like this, but a boy.
Described by writer/director David Finig as “gritty, raw and stylish” and “a disturbing and high-impact expose of US politics”, Boy President was described by everyone else as “trash” and “violent, rambling idiocy”. Produced by King Of Boy President Nickamc, each episode included special DVD commentary from the show’s director Hadley (played by Hadley) and the actor who played Boy President in the original TV series, former child actor Chris Finnigan (played by Jack Lloyd).
4. Boy President saves Christmas
A lot of television shows have trouble pulling off the climactic end of season finales demanded by their audiences. Not so The Adventures of Boy President – in an innovative masterstroke, the show’s director made the brilliant decision that the series would conclude with A CLIPSHOW!

GODDAMMIT A CLIPSHOW image by frosty.
What does this mean, in stage terms? Well, there was no script for this performance, but if I recall it correctly, the entire cast re-enacted key highlights from the previous three episodes: the battle between Boy President’s Immune System and the Anthrax Virus – Ricochet Jensen’s film adaptation of Boy President’s election night debate with the Two-Headed Arab – Boy President’s body being hijacked by the Magical Pimp while he was sexing Rusty Centre – and all these scenes enhanced by the inclusion of DVD COMMENTARY
provided live by the director of the TV series and the actor who played Boy President. 15 years on, they look back on their work and discuss how these scenes were created, they share tidbits about the talented cast and crew, and they reflect on their lives since The Adventures of Boy President was cancelled by the network. Since his big break at age 9 with the role of Boy President, actor Jack Lloyd divides his time between film appearances, including a recent John Leguizamo vehicle in which Leguizamo is an undercover cop who infiltrates a gang of bikies, and travelling around Los Angeles following the endless party circuit, living in strangers’ houses for days at a time until they force him to leave.

any of these John Leguizamo hangers-on could be Boy President.
Which is, after all, isn’t it, the true meaning of christmas?
See other episodes of The Adventures of Boy President.
Boy President 3. The Magical Pimp
May 26, 2010 on 7:17 am | In Uncategorized | Comments OffIn 2006, we tried to get banned from the National Multicultural Fringe Festival by presenting four episodes of The Adventures of Boy President. Shown over four nights of the Fringe, each episode was a half-hour highlight from the first series of the hit TV series about the first ever boy to become president of the United States of America.

like this, but a boy.
Described by writer/director David Finig as “gritty, raw and stylish” and “a disturbing and high-impact expose of US politics”, Boy President was described by everyone else as “trash” and “violent, rambling idiocy”. Produced by King Of Boy President Nickamc, each episode included special DVD commentary from the show’s director Hadley (played by Hadley) and the actor who played Boy President in the original TV series, former child actor Chris Finnigan (played by Jack Lloyd).
3. Boy President and the Magical Pimp
Like the Arabian Caliphs of old, Boy President sometimes disguises himself and walks amongst the common people of the USA, partly so that he can learn the truth about the American peoples’ fears and hopes, but mostly to carry out his election promise of harming beatniks.
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Like the Caliphs of old, Boy President walks the crowded marketplaces of his city and harms beatniks.
One after another, the men and women that Boy President encounters express their hatred and disgust for their country’s ruler. One after another, the Chaos Marines beat these miserable backsliders into a sidewalk-shaped pulp. But while the people speak of Boy President in the tone of voice that you take when you are swallowing a mouthful of burning gravel, there is another name spoken in a different way – a name pronounced with love and respect. All across America, the people are chanting ‘pimp – pimp – pimp – magical pimp –‘
Usurper: They say this is the lair of the famed Magical Pimp.
Boy: I’m not scared by a damn pimp.
Standard: They say she can breathe fire. And electricity.
Boy: There’s no such thing as electricity. Or fire.

I am a Magical Pimp.
And when the Magical Pimp emerges, she is nothing but politeness to Boy President and his servitors. Indeed, she offers the young Emperor a free rut with skilled courtesan and yo-yo champion Rusty Centre! How can any 10 year old resist? Boy President and Rusty Centre clasp hands and
Boy: We’re sexing! We’re sexing!

We’re sexing! We’re sexing!
But as soon as they finish sexing, Boy President seems strangely subdued. When he offers the Magical Pimp a cabinet position as his new chief advisor and commands that Rusty Centre be hurled into the poison-pits, Voice of Reason suspects something suspicious has taken place. As the Chaos Marines rough her up and kick her out into the street, Rusty Centre howls in rage that she is Boy President, and that the whore has taken her body! Voice of Reason straightaway realises what has happened, and damned if Voice of Reason is going to stand by while the Magical Pimp’s creature takes power in the country – there must be a battle!

In an earlier episode, Boy President deliberately infected the Voice of Reason with anthrax.
After a brutal showdown, Voice of Reason finally slays the Magical Pimp, and grabs the arm of the person who is in Boy President’s body.
Reason: Now, you little scratch. You’re not really Boy President, are you?
Boy: Please don’t kill me! I’ll do anything.
Reason: All right, here’s how it goes. When I suggest something, that’s what you do. If I hear that you’ve made a decision on your own, I’ll reveal you and the wolves can feast on you. Understand?
Boy: Yes.
Usurper: Voice of Reason – this broad wants a word with you.
Rusty: Voice of Reason, you’ve saved me from the Magical Pimp! Thank you so much.
Reason: You’re welcome.
Rusty: Now we just need to find a way to switch me back into the body of Boy President.
Reason: And why would we want that?
Rusty: Because… I’m the President. I’m Boy President.
Reason: So you are. Boy President, there’s something I’ve always wanted to say to you.
Rusty: Say it.
Voice of Reason punches Rusty in the face and sends her reeling.
Reason: Chaos Marines. Drag this tart out into the trash and stomp on her.
Standard: Tart-stomping ahoy!
Trumpeter: I like the pretty lights!

I like the pretty lights!
And with those joyous words, another of Boy President’s exciting adventures comes to a triumphant end! Where can the series go from a high watermark like this? From strength to strength, presumably – tune in to the season finale episode: Boy President Saves Christmas!
Download Boy President 3: The Magical Pimp.doc
See other episodes of The Adventures of Boy President.
Boy President 2. The Movie of Boy President
May 20, 2010 on 6:54 am | In Uncategorized | Comments OffIn 2006, we tried to get banned from the National Multicultural Fringe Festival by presenting four episodes of The Adventures of Boy President. Shown over four nights of the Fringe, each episode was a half-hour highlight from the first serious of the (sadly fictional) hit TV series about the first ever boy to become president of the United States of America.

like this, but a boy.
Described by writer/director David Finig as “gritty, raw and stylish” and “a disturbing and high-impact expose of US politics”, Boy President was described by everyone else as “trash” and “violent, rambling idiocy”. Produced by King Of Boy President Nickamc, each episode included special DVD commentary from the show’s director Hadley (played by Hadley) and the actor who played Boy President in the original TV series, former child actor Chris Finnigan (played by Jack Lloyd).
2. The Movie of Boy President
Walking at high speed in between the tables and down the corridors of power are four of the most powerful people in the United States: Boy President’s right-hand man Cardinal Usurper (Joel Barcham), poison-taster The Voice of Reason (Alison McGregor), and the Standard Bearer and Trumpeter for the Imperial Chaos Marines (David Shaw and Mick Bailey). They are, naturally enough, concerned about a political crisis. Without going into too much detail, there has been a small kerfuffle with the Minister of Education diverting a sizeable percentage (say more than 40%) of the US’ education budget towards the purchase of LOTS OF SMACK. Johnny Free Press and Susan Informed Voter are going to want an explanation. What will Boy President do?
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Rogue filmmaker Ricochet Jensen works for a little thing called The Truth!
The answer: Boy President doesn’t care about the political crisis, and he has invited rogue film-maker Ricochet Jensen (Robbie Matthews) to the White House to make a movie of Boy President! The motion picture of the summer! And who will be playing the part of Boy President? Why, none other than the United States’ most famous actor, explorer, shot putter and sniper: Richie Rich!

Actor, explorer, shot-putter, sniper, heart-throb. Richie Rich.
(Word to the wise: Richie Rich (Sam Burns-Warr) and Boy President have not seen each other since Primary School Prom, where their famed dance-off became a thing of legend.)
But to the film! Ricochet is shooting the climax of the film, the highlight of Boy President’s rise to fame – his election night debate with his opponent, the Two-Headed Arab (Jarrod Emmanuel). Boy President and his staff watch closely as Ricochet Jensen, Richie Rich and the Two-Headed Arab recreate the debate which secured Boy President his throne. And yet something is not right. In this re-enactment, Boy President appears to be a bigoted lunatic, far from the rational and fair-minded leader we know and love. Clearly it is a stitch up, an attempt to defame Boy President’s good name.

Is it possible that the Two-Headed Arab is more lucid and reasonable than our beloved Boy President?
Boy: This is not what happened. I remember different things than these things!
Ricochet: What’s the matter, Boy President? A little too close for comfort?
Boy: I thought you weren’t going to put this bit in, Ricochet.
Ricochet: Sorry, Boy President. I work for a little thing called THE TRUTH.
Boy: Is that so? Well I work for a little thing called I’M GOING TO SLAY YOU! DIE!
Alas, Boy President’s minions are next to worthless in this battle. Each of them is guilty of a mountain of crimes (mostly war crimes), and stand to face trial in international courts for war crimes and human rights violations – they scurry and flee the incriminating eye of Ricochet’s camera! The battle comes down, as we always knew it would, to Boy President and Richie Rich. A dance-off. Just like Primary School Prom.
Cue the Avalanches’ Rock City, from their El Producto EP.

Swimming pools, Brian Jones, Rolling Stones-ah! That’s Rock City!
After a mere 100 seconds of dancing, the gentleman playing the Two-Headed Arab intervenes. With a single wave of his arm, he stills the chaos around him. It is no actor – this is the true Two-Headed Arab! This is the man who won the election in a landslide, and then abdicated in favour of his opponent because, as he puts it: ‘America deserves you, Boy President. America deserves you.’
A sobering thought. All that remains is for Boy President to solve the political crisis from the beginning of the episode (which he does skilfully and imaginatively) and we are back where we started, ready for next time!
Download Boy President 2: The Movie of Boy President.doc
See other episodes of The Adventures of Boy President.
Boy President 1. The Pilot Episode of Boy President
May 12, 2010 on 7:12 am | In Uncategorized | Comments OffIn 2006, we tried to get banned from the National Multicultural Fringe Festival by presenting four episodes of The Adventures of Boy President. Shown over four nights of the Fringe, each episode was a half-hour highlight from the first serious of the (sadly fictional) hit TV series about the first ever boy to become president of the United States of America.

like this, but a boy.
Described by writer/director David Finig as “gritty, raw and stylish” and “a disturbing and high-impact expose of US politics”, Boy President was described by everyone else as “trash” and “violent, rambling idiocy”. Produced by King Of Boy President Nickamc, each episode included special DVD commentary from the show’s director Hadley (played by Hadley) and the actor who played Boy President in the original TV series, former child actor Chris Finnigan (played by Jack Lloyd).
1. The Pilot Episode of Boy President
Boy President (Chris Finnigan) is nowhere to be found. Where is he? Why he’s over there, desecrating the graves of his ancestors – for fun!
Boy President is feeling unwell. A cursory X-ray reveals his immune system (portrayed by Max Barker) has been infiltrated by the deadly Anthrax virus (Pat Barker). Cardinal Usurper (Joel Barcham) proposes a cure – shoot the virus to death! Ignoring the advice of his poison-taster (Alison McGregor), Boy President undergoes this radical surgery. However, once the Imperial Chaos Marines (Mick Bailey and David Shaw) have finished machine-gunning him with the Death Ray, Boy President realises that it was a cunning treacherous plot! Cardinal Usurper orders Boy President’s body thrown to the wolves (the space wolves) and takes control of the nation!

The valient Standard Bearer and Trumpeter for the Imperial Chaos Marines (David Shaw and Mick Bailey).
Boy President is hurled into space, cast aside like a rag doll, while Cardinal Usurper prepares for his coronation and a new regime based on rationality and compassion. Drifting through space, though, Boy President cuts a deal with the virus still raging through his body – Anthrax will be provided with unlimited victims in return for helping Boy President take back power.

Boy President cuts a deal with the Anthrax virus.
Back in the White House, just as the crown is about to be lowered on to Cardinal Usurper’s head, there is a mysterious disturbance. ‘Who dares disturb my coronation?’ demands Usurper.
‘Coronation, Cardinal Usurper?’ growls Boy President, ‘This is bad comedy!’
‘What? Boy President?’ sneers Usurper.
‘No! Anthrax President!’

In an unrelated film: ‘Megatron?’ ‘No, Galvatron!’
After a bloody battle, Boy President subdues his treacherous minions and contaminates the Voice of Reason with anthrax, out of spite at her loyalty and common sense. His would-be murderers are returned to their high-ranking positions and the status quo is secured. All is peace and splendour!
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Television Play
May 5, 2010 on 8:15 am | In Uncategorized | Comments Off
image by frosty
You know when you have an idea for a new TV show, or a new shape of table, or a new currency, and you think ‘That’s a good idea,’ and then you wonder why, if it’s such a good idea, you haven’t seen it in action already? A few nights ago, I came across an old word file entitled Television Play. I’m guessing I wrote or assembled it sometime in 07-08, based on the other script fragments I’d copied and pasted into the file in an attempt to shore it up.
A quick examination revealed the concept to be a work of genius: ‘Two stations are set up on the stage/performance space, each representing a TV channel, producing and broadcasting television. Each TV station possesses a small complement of technical lighting/sound/FX gear, a technician and 2-3 actors.
‘The two stations broadcast different shows, trying to outdo each other in terms of ratings. Each TV program is performed centre-stage by the performers from that channel. At times, both stations broadcast shows simultaneously, and the stage is host to two completely unrelated performances in the same space at the same time.’
I wrote those words. Sometime in 07-08, I sat down at a computer and wrote those words, without a trace of irony or any doubt that it was a brilliant idea. And even in the cold hard light of 2010, as I was reading them I could almost find myself following Finig 07-08’s demented moon logic. After all, if one theatre show on a stage is good, then surely two shows on a stage is twice as good?
Kindly, in the unlikely instance of someone not getting the idea behind this drooling gibberish straight away, Finig 07-08 provides us with an example of the sort of thrills and spills you might experience as an audience member during a performance of Television Play:
I googled ’sitcom’
Channel A broadcasts a sitcom. The show is introduced with a blurb and ratings in the style of a (spoken / projected / handwritten) TV guide: ‘Charlie Goes Wild: Charlie can’t believe that Fred has never been to a nightclub before. PG, sexual references.’ Channel A’s two performers go centre-stage and begin performing. The sitcom, like all the other programs in Television Play, is an incomplete fragment inspired by or scavenged from shitty TV. The technician for Channel A plays the soundtrack, creates sound and lighting effects (eg canned laughter), and voices additional characters.
While Channel A’s sitcom is being performed, Channel B begins to broadcast a nature documentary. A performer from Channel B steps into the sitcom scene and begins narrating David Attenborough-esque lines about a rare species of sloth, while the technician creates sloth sounds and special effects. The two scenes co-exist for a few moments, then one or the other of them dissolves and dies and the performers return to their channel’s HQ.
Let me be blunt: when I expend my time, energy and money on a night at the theatre, that is precisely what I want to see. Multiple performances intertwined on one stage, mixed in and out of each other and glowing with the familiar signifiers of commercial TV.
I googled ‘nature’
I realise that Finig 07-08 has left himself open to the interpretation that this could be the framework for a Theatresports Impro evening, but I’ll speak for him and say No Fucking Way. Two separate TV shows being enacted live simultaneously on stage at the same time? It needs to be shaped, sculpted by a director with an eye to the overarching ebb and flow of story, character, sound, light and pulp.
Now while the text for Television Play itself is less than a page, and is basically exactly what I’ve just described, Finig 07-08 clearly went on some high-voltage scavenger hunt through my back catalogue to find any and every fragment of script that might be suitable for performance as part of this show. I am pleased to see TV Guide, which Canberra Youth Theatre recently put on stage, alongside short scripts such as Sad Threesomes, Sitcom in three time periods and Trolling Prostitutes.
Also, my magpie instincts stretched so far as to transcribe the dialogue from the finale of The Usual Suspects (’The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist… and like that - he’s gone!’), the preview for the Michael Bay / Ewan McGregor masterpiece The Island and the stomach-turning first entrance of the President in the pilot episode of West Wing.

‘I am the Lord your God. Thou shalt worship no other God before me.’ Bet you think I’m making that up.
All in all, it’s either a visionary work of genius, or it’s written by someone whose aesthetic instincts are so close to my own that I have no objectivity. For that reason, I need now to turn it over to YOU: to read, assess, and to let me know, in that solemn sad voice you sometimes use, whether it really is as good an idea as my every instinct cries out.
Download Television Play.doc
Television Play! Television Play! Vindicate me or show me how terribly mistaken I am!
Sun Drugs at the Front Cafe this Friday 30th
April 27, 2010 on 1:41 am | In Uncategorized | Comments Off
Sun Drugs at the BATS Theatre in Wellington
Blessed, blessed The Internet. While in Wellington performing Sun Drugs as part of the New Zealand Fringe Festival a few week, I received a lovely review from a Ms Hannah Smith on New Zealand’s Theatreview website. Hannah’s analysis was very much appreciated: while extremely positive overall, she had some thoughtful suggestions about Sun Drugs’ overarching structure and flow. A sample:
These disparate storylines are woven together and the whole is narrated in a combination of novelistic exposition and screenplay style camera directions with brief outbursts of physical exertion. It is vigorous, quirky and performer-centric.
There is definitely an intriguing piece of theatre here, though at times the different parts of the performance work at odds with one another. The performance art elements are arresting and affecting but many of them do not serve the story that we are being told. When they work they are marvellous – the way in which Cancer and Smallpox are differentiated from each other in their scene for example – but other elements, such as the extended shaving sequence at the beginning, are never made significant.
I enjoy how these sections break up the less visceral narrative sequences, but I think if this work is to be further developed they would need more functionality and to be tied more tightly to the narrative.

This element was never made significant.
So, fair points, and I will ponder them further as the show undergoes further edits. It was a lovely review, and I was grateful, and that was it. Then a couple of days ago, while filing away coverage from the NZ trip, I returned to the Theatreview site and discovered that one Ms Robin Kerr had posted a response to Smith’s review:
I must disagree with you. I loved Sun/Drugs, it had a quality of Performance Art which we rarely see in Wellington. I think to construe it as a piece that endeavors to be theatre, to tell a cohesive and understandable story is to miss the point of Sun/Drugs. The beauty of this work was when we understood nothing, because we felt everything. The power of the piece was how unhinged it was. I found myself sitting there with absolutely no idea what on earth might happen next. A creeping sense of danger that I might be his next acomplice in one of his deranged debarcles. But a growing sense of faith as I was drawn to this charismatic performer, he was our leader in this strange journey because he seemed so sure of himself, even as he demonstrated how to insert a cellphone up your Vaginal tract - he was so straight faced and confident in what he was doing.
Though he allowed us to laugh and enjoy ourselves, and though it was in a theatre bar, my understanding was that he was drawing from the traditions of the performance artists such as Yves Klein or Carolee Shee. People who challenge us not to comprehend - but to take us to the edge of the uncanny, via the limits of our comfort zones. He made us feel like voyeurs by making himself and others the victim in this weird game that we found ourselves enthralled in.
The parody ‘prom queen’ storyline that eventually brought the whole thing together at the end I thought was the weakest element because it allowed me, and the rest of the audience to feel safe and comfortable, have a chuckle, able to predict what would happen next. If Mr. Blind would take any advice from us I’d say less story — more surreality. The thing he needs more of to get this piece to reach its potential, is definetly drugs in the sun, the last thing he should do is get a director!

Needs more drugs in the sun.
Loveliest - thing - ever! Thank you, Ms Robin Kerr, whoever you are, you are full of wisdom and I dig you. I don’t know who is right, Smith or Kerr, but if the show falls somewhere in the middle of those two opinions I’m going to be pretty happy.
Which is all a longwinded way of saying that Sun Drugs is on this Friday 30 April at the Front Cafe in Canberra, as part of Traverse Poetry’s monthly Poetry Slam. This one is themed HUNGER and it will be charming, as they always are. Please come and get your fill of delicious poetry, novelistic exposition and vaginal tracts. Word.
Lina Andonovska’s website online!
April 25, 2010 on 6:50 am | In Uncategorized | Comments Off
So my partner, flutist and flamenca Lina Andonovska, has opened the doors of her new website for thee all to come and explore. Go: be appropriately dazzled by her extraordinary list of achievements and download some samples of her hypnotic playing while you’re there. Do it!
Lina herself is currently in Beijing, competing along with 49 other flutists from around the world in the Nicolet Flute Competition. Things is extraordinary things.
The Sipat Lawin Ensemble
April 19, 2010 on 6:52 am | In Uncategorized | Comments Off
method in this madness. madness in this method.
A post to describe the Sipat Lawin Ensemble. This is partly selfish, because the Ensemble is presenting one of my plays this week, but also borne out of a sincere respect for the company and their practice.

The Sipat Lawin Ensemble is a group of young theatre practitioners based in Manila, consisting of graduates of the Philippine High School for the Arts. The company dervices its name from PHSA’s resident theatre company Dulaang Sipat Lawin, which in turn is named after the freely roaming hawks of Mt Makiling, on whose slopes the school is based.
Sipat Lawin came to my attention through Herbie Go, the New York-based former director of Tanghalang Pilipino who taught many of the Ensemble while they were at school. Herbie showed a copy of my script THUCY (To Heat You Up And Cool You Down) to the company, who decided to produce it in February 2009. I managed to sneak over to Manila for the Penguin Cafe performance in Malate, which was and remains one of the most stunning actualisations of my scripts I’ve ever witnessed.

from Sipat Lawin’s 2009 production of THUCY
Since then, the company has performed multiple versions of THUCY in venues around Manila, and will be presenting a new short season this Thursday 22 - Friday 23 at 9pm in Mag:net Katipunan.
This is exciting to me for obvious reasons, but it’s just one tiny slice of the picture for Sipat Lawin, who are currently in the process of exploding 2010. As well as THUCY, the Ensemble has so far this year remounted their adaptation of F.sionll Jose’s short story Pragres, staged a 100-phone sound installation as part of the NCCA’s Ani ng Sining Arts Month Celebration, and presented three iterations of Haring Tubul, the Ensemble’s adaptation of Jarry’s Ubu Roi (a sanitised excerpt at the Cultural Center of the Philippines and the full spittle-flecked insanity at Cubao Expo and a house in Malate). An upcoming adaptation of Animal Farm (Empirio Animalia) will be shown in the streets of Manila (particularly those streets with fountains). And to round matters off, an adaptation of Koushun Takami’s teen-pulp thriller Battle Royale is due in November.

from Sipat Lawin’s 2009 production of THUCY
All of which is extraordinary, and much respect to the Sipat Lawin animals for embarking on all this insanity, but I particularly wanted to highlight the company’s performance practice, which I think is totally exemplary. Sipat Lawin produces primarily lightweight, flexible shows which can be presented in a range of venues - theatres to living rooms to cafes to outdoor courtyards, or whatever you have - and once they’ve produced a show, that show is then in the repertoire. That means that if an opportunity to remount a previous work arises (say, a new season of THUCY at Mag:net), the company can assemble the cast, organise some rehearsals to refamiliarise themselves with the work, and get the thing on stage within a week.
The dedication that it requires to work in this kind of format is pretty serious, but the payoffs are obvious. Sipat Lawin Ensemble is flexible, responsive, prepared and they’re continually testing themselves in new environments, performing to new audiences, perfecting their practice and building a name for themselves in one fell swoop. I have much admiration for them.
Also, go see THUCY if you’re in Manila this week.
Eleven Eleven podcast
April 13, 2010 on 1:03 am | In Uncategorized | Comments OffTwo particularly mind-blowing things this week. Firstly, I just spent the weekend in Wagga Wagga at the Booranga Writers Centre, delivering a spoken word workshop and performing at the Writers On Stage event on Monday 12th. Rad times - huddling in Booranga’s gorgeous cottage at the back of Charles Sturt Uni, performing last night at the Basement Theatre with a brace of Wagga’s awesome poetry talent, including Derek Motion (stunning razor-sharp slam style) and David Gilbey (image-rich stories drawing cobweb-slender links between Japan and Australia).

from the Mick’s Bakehouse website.
Even more exciting was the fact that the Allsorts, the delightful orchestra providing the evening’s live music and ’social lubrication’, featured on guitar Michael Di Salvatore, founder and head baker of Wagga’s famed Mick’s Bakehouse. From the Bakehouse website: ‘The company’s many awards include four times winner of Australia’s “Best Gourmet Pie”, five times winner of the Sydney Royal “Champion Gourmet Pie” and three times winner of the Sydney Royal “Champion Pie”. At both of these competitions, it has won the most gold medals awarded, claiming over 100 from the Great Aussie Competition and 32 from 35 in the history of the Sydney Royal. It has also won the inaugural Great Aussie Pastie Competition.‘

The second exciting item: I am the April guest-programmer for Alias Frequencies’ Eleven Eleven podcast. Eleven Eleven is an experimental music podcast & radio show that explores sound in its various forms: experimental, avant-garde, improvised, noise, electronic and headphone music. I haven’t been contacted to give an interview on this podcast (presumably because I’ve been out of contact in Wagga), so I’m going to do the only polite thing I can think of and interview myself.
Q. blind, how did you come to be programming the extraordinary Eleven Eleven podcast, whose previous guests include luminaries such as illbient maestros Once11 and DJ Olive, and Toy Death’s Nick Wishart?
A. Eleven Eleven curator and Liquid Architecture co-director Jennifer Teo approached me late last year and expressed an interest in featuring my gluey, story-encrusted spoken word and musical collaborations in an episode of the series.

Eleven Eleven curator and producer Jennifer Teo.
Q. What is the spine of your 60 minute set?
A. My new solo show Sun Drugs is the core of the podcast, with a slew of collaborative performances with folk like Paul Heslin, Reuben Ingall, Chris Finnigan and Leon Twardy stapled to it, and a smattering of genius sampled from the unending wonderment that is the FM radio band.
Q. Will there be enough holy hiphop to satisfy fans of Christian rap?
A. The quantity of holy hiphop will be sufficient to satisfy even the most discerning God-obsessed MC.
Q. Tell us more about the deployment of Christian rap on this podcast.
A. I’m not kidding - the snippet of radio chatter and music from One Way FM 91.9 which opens the set is probably the best thing you will ever hear.
Q. (Listens to opening 5 minutes of podcast.) I’m speechless that this insanity exists.
A. I know.
Check out the podcast here.
